
Emotional derivatives: Brainwave futures go wild
JPMorgan’s Neuro-Gamma Engine redefines market reflexes:🧠 When #bankrun tags propagate faster than 5cm/s (human neural speed), shorting bank stocks returns 340% annualized💀 Depression-related linguistic drift triggers shorts on life insurance — 47% bear-market alpha⚠️ FINRA halts “Peripheral Nervous System Volatility” trades over ethical risk The […]
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